Jan 16 2008

Using Direct Mail and Promotional Incentives

Tag: Gifts, NewsAmerican @ 8:11 pm

How to Expand American Business Customer Base Using Direct Mail and Promotional Incentives

The easiest and cheapest way is to grab a phone directory and start calling people and businesses announcing that I am ready and eager to service them. Cold calls on the phone. And  there is another way, more expensive but much more effective. I will announce my special offers to my prospective customer (special deals such as after-season or pre-season sales, discounts, special coupons, free gifts and other special incentives) and mail an invitation for my special customer to stop by when it’s convenient for him or her, and see if those special deals are really good and useful special deals for him, not just marketing ploys designed to hook and switch. My special deal invitation mailed to my targeted, preferred prospect has 30 per cent chance of bringing me a new customer! Moneywise, if I spend one dollar per invitation and after sending about couple of hundred invitations I will get 50 new customers that would be four dollars invested in each new customer. Is it worth it? Sure.

People love free gifts, and I could use a promo as a gift (promoting my own business and at the same time giving to my new customer something for nothing). I can design my unique new logo, or add another business logo to my collection of already existing logos (to announce a new line of my business services or products), slap that logo on a nice T-Shirt, take a picture of that T-Shirt, design a full-color postcard using the picture of my T-Shirt with my great new and unique business-logo, then add my special deal business message on that postcard, have it printed and mailed to a targeted list of my preferred niche marketing prospects inviting those people stop by at my shop and grab one of those personalized T-Shirts completely free, just as my way of saying “Thank-you for coming by!”
[Source:  Niche Marketing Secrets]

Types of Promotional Incentives

1. GIFT for anyone/general public just for stopping by! - [Fighting for the local customer using bribes, cheating, stealing, buying]

2. MESSAGE for niche customers just to let them know. - [Discovering and expanding your own very narrow niche]

3. COUPON for cool users and loyal customers. - [Building relationships with quality service. Proactively expanding established niche]

[Source: Free Gifts & Promos - Secret Niche Jobs: How to grow and promote your business on the shoestring. Great niche marketing techniques]


Jan 06 2008

Billary Wooing Bloomberg

Tag: NewsAmerican @ 11:32 am

Billary Wooing Bloomberg

Latest News: Billary and Republicans Wooing Bloomberg

CMS News, New York. According to a high-ranking staffer from Hillary Clinton’s election committee both Republican operatives and officials from Hillary’s camp are in the process of secret negotiations with the successful Mayor of New York City - Mr. Bloomberg. They are trying to convince Mayor Bloomberg that he must immediately enter the Presidential campaign and run as an Independent.

Obviously, both parties are so dismayed with the unexpected success of a charismatic young Senator Barak Obama, so now they desperately trying to split the swing voters and independents and redirect them from Senator Obama to Mayor Bloomberg. Both Republicans and Hillary Clinton will certainly benefit from Mr. Bloomberg entering the campaign…

Facts About Hillary Clinton

Her age: 60. Her career: Was selected as senator from New York 2000 through 2006. Before that a 8-year-long stunt as a “first lady”, during her husband Bill Clinton’s career at the White House. Still electable, according to last polls in New Hampshire. Heavily engages herself into a negative campaigning against Barak Obama.

What Billary said about Iraq:

- If I was the President in October 2002, I would never ever in my life asked to shift the focus of our bombing from Afghanistan to Iraq and I’d probably never started this war in Iraq (but you see I was not the President at that time, which is the only reason why I approved that war in Iraq with all my steely heart).

What Billary said about the climate change:

- the one thing is clear: the damn planet sure is a-heating, with devastating consequences for my future Presidency. We must take immediate measures in order to fix this climate problem.


Jan 06 2008

Billary Starring in Mafia Video

Tag: NewsAmerican @ 11:20 am

Billary Starring in Mafia Video

The last scene in The Sopranos features new, unknown before American Mafia operators: Bill and Hillary Clinton. Senator Hillary Clinton walks in MacDonald’s, a typical American restaurant, eats a cheeseburger while checking out music tunes on the old jukebox. A minute later Bill drops in, hungry and dressed in a checkered short-sleeved shirt.

- I’s already ordered, says Hillary while a servant places a bowl of carrots in front of Hillary’s husband.

- And no onion rings today? says Bill disappointed.

- I’ll take care of you, darling, says Hillary, and pulls out of her pantsuit a rather heavy Hillary-Nutcracker

The New York Mafia boss Johnny “Sack” Sacramonti (actor Vince Curatola)  sits at the wide table across Billaries and threateningly watches Bill Clinton eat carrots.

Hillary Cracks Bill’s Nuts!

Hillary Clinton sure knows how the handle obstacles in her presidential campaign. With a pair of nutcrackers made from steel - shaped and reinforced after her own smokin’ body.  Senator from New York Hillary Clinton, already 60, is on her way to become a former also-runner for the office of the U.S. President. But Hillary’s got thighs made of steel! And Hillary’s got teeth made of steel. And Bill knows that good! First Lady Hillary often used her favorite toy-cracker to crack her unfaithful husband Bill’s Nuts before him leaving late evenings to his office at the White House. Now Hillary hopes to use her steel thighs against Obama.

Nutcracker that Hillary Clinton prefers to use was that one shown on the picture  with her thighs made of stainless steel about 9 inch long, and now is Hillary’s secret weapon to break Barak Obama’s resistance.

To do some extra fundraising she also sells her stainless thighs here on: hillarysnutcracker.com. Not recommended for aged or disabled persons and to children under twelve years. Neither to Bill Clinton ever again!

First Lady Hillary often used this toy-cracker to crack  Bill's Nuts before his leaving to his office at the White House


Jan 06 2008

Wedding Invitations. RSVP Cards, Guest Cards

Tag: GiftsAmerican @ 8:32 am

Online Printing of Wedding Invitations. Holiday Cards and Invitations. Do-It-Yourself Wedding Invitations …

How can I find custom wedding invitations online easy to create and affordably priced? Here’s the link to more details about personalized online printing and design. Why is it so hard to find stylish invitations that are affordable? Why is creating something personal and really beautiful so expensive? Why is it so hard to find online vendors to help me make what I envision for my own special day? We are here to help you find the right answers!

Our printing shop specialty is DIY wedding invitations, RSVP, guest cards and even more wedding stationery to choose from. These unique invitations, postcards, ceremony programs and holiday cards are created for you as complete kits. Here you’ll find Contemporary Designs made from beautiful papers: from Guest Cards to Wedding Favors Labels and Stickers to Thank-You Cards.

Our Do-it-Yourself Online printing templates are designed with everything you need - handmade papers, printing papers, downloadable templates, detailed instructions, easy and affordable shipping and delivery terms (right on time for your wedding) and all wedding accessories (favor stickers, folders). You can easily customize and personalize these templates into an expression of your exquisite style and taste. Why compromize your personal style just because you don’t have thousands of dollars to spend? Make your own RSVPs, guest cards, and wedding invitations.

A paper to print your invitation and guest cards must be beautiful, rich, luxurious, dreamy, vibrant, handsome, stylish. And that’s exactly what our ultramodern wedding printing presses use for these special occasions. Download our fully Personalizable Templates. You won’t find this stylish and rich wedding stationery anywhere else in America! You design your style, we fabricate and ship everything from our facilities in California and Pennsylvania.

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Jan 05 2008

Billary Scandal News

Tag: NewsAmerican @ 3:59 am

Hillary Clinton a Lesbian?

The election campaign for the President brings the Hillary’s private life out into the daylight. Today all American media is arguing over an alleged lesbian relationship of Hillary Clinton with her young female assistant. Huma Abedin, one time private secretary of Mrs. Clinton, was noticed to pick up the telephone in Hillary’s home at the most unusual times, according to one high-ranking judicial official. The problem is that the secretary answers Hillary’s phone really early in the morning, and that makes you think about different things, observes the law officer. Hillary Clinton vigorously denies the insinuations of her lesbian relationship with her female assistant …

Clinton opens UFO Archives

A third of population in the USA believes in UFOs and extraterrestial creatures. So, answering the popular quest for highly classified information the Clinton library opens up its archives about extraterrestial invasions. Documents from the epoch of Bill Clinton’s Presidentship are made available for the public …

Washington Excited with Hillary’s Decollete

During the debate over education politics the decolte of Hillary Clinton led to a violent reaction. A columnist from the Washington Post wrote that her evening dress cutout was a open confession to Hillary’s hidden sexuality and proven sign of her femaleness …

Source: Billary Blog


Jan 04 2008

Where to buy favors for my wedding?

Tag: GiftsAmerican @ 7:27 am

Most of the time a bride will go online for favors. Most people in America buy their favors online. Here are a couple of popular online wedding favors suppliers: First of all, it is an Atlanta-run operation - MyWeddingFavors.com - Sort of Favors Microsoft in the realm om Wedding Industry!

Find low cost and unusual wedding favors - bridesmaid gifts - bridal shower favors at My Wedding Favors.com.

As the #1 ranked wedding favor site on the Internet (Google and Yahoo), My Wedding Favors negotiates the lowest pricing with all of the manufacturers and vendors. My Wedding Favors site offers this choice (and more): Unique Wedding Favors, Bridal Shower Favors, Beach Wedding Favors, Candle Wedding Favors, Place Card Holders, Elegant Wedding Favors, Personalized Favors, Personality Favors, Practical Favors, Winter Wedding Favors, Fall Wedding Favors, Summer Wedding Favors, Spring Wedding Favors, Fairy Tale Wedding Favors, Wine Wedding Favors, Asian Wedding Favors, Coffee and Tea Favors, Garden Wedding Favors, Las Vegas Wedding Favors, Golf Wedding Favors, Red Tag Deals, Under $2.00 Favors, Under $3.00 Favors, Boxes, Bags and Ribbon, Cookies and Chocolates, Glass and Crystal Wedding Favors, Silver Wedding Favors, Personalized Mint Tins, Bath and Soap Favors, Photo Album Favors, Accessories, Bridesmaid Gifts, Groomsmen Gifts, Wedding Invitations, Cake Accessories, Bridal Shoes, Guest Book and Pen Sets, Save the Date, Unity Candles, Flower Girl Accessories, Toasting Flutes, Wedding Cameras, Ring Bearer Accessories …

The second one popular online wedding-shopping store is HansonEllis.com. (Bride’s Magazine selected this shopping site as one of the American Best Wedding Web Sites. HansonEllis combines passion for excellent service and innovative products, which helped them achieve high recognition by one of the largest Shopping Newspapers in South Bay, California. Hanson Ellis site offers the following choice: Unique Wedding Favors, Theme Wedding, Custom Boxes, Bath & Soap, Assorted Favors, Edible Favors, Candle Favors, Personalized Gifts, For Couple, For Her, For Him, For Groomsmen, For Bridesmaid, For Corporate, Attendant & Reception, Barware, Glassware, Wedding Gifts, Handbags, Women & Men Wear, Crystals, Invitations & Accessories, Bottle Invitations, Card Invitations, Placecards, D.I.Y. Favors …

Wedding Favors & Bridal Gifts by HansonEllis

Now, where to place all them favors at the reception? Group them around your keepsakes with a personalized tag, or even place on the center of each plate. Put your favors in the foreground or the background, or stack them into a centerpiece near the wedding-cake, or hand them out personally or simply place them in a basket. If you decided not to have your favors personalized, then simply place them in a neat container or in stylish baskets by the door, and a “take one of these” sign near the pile. If they’re stackable, then stack them nicely, thus creating a neat favor tower. To go real classy tell your butlers and ushers hand your wedding favors to guests at the door as they arrive. At an informal party, the DJ might be prompted to remind guests please each take a favor from that stack over there when your guests start to leave.


Jan 04 2008

Strange American - Weird Shopping News

Tag: NewsAmerican @ 3:59 am

Study into fish for prisoners

OSLO - In Norway there is a serious study going on Norwegian prisoners to answer the question if the criminals could improve their ways and become less violent if they eat more fish. The Norwegian scientists suspect that there is a connection between violent behavior and a shortage of omega-3, which are present in abundance in fat fish such as salmon.

American House introduces Cheeseburger Law

WASHINGTON - the American House of Representatives has adopted Wednesday the cheeseburger law. The law makes it impossible to claim that obesed Americans were made overweight by the unscrupulous food-processing industry. This was done in response to the recent claims of some fat teenagers against McDonald’s. The cheeseburger law is still to be adopted by the American Senate.

Long Island Turkey Fly

NEW YORK - One November day near the Thanksgiving holiday an American teenager Ryan Cushing threw a turkey weighing nine pounds out of window of his car while driving his friends on the Long Island, New York. The turkey found her way onto the windshield of the car of one Victoria Ruvolo. The final result: Mrs. Ruvolo has four titania plates in her cheeks.

Space flight guide

NEW YORK - the only company in the world that offers commercial space flights, offers a travel guide regarding the space travel with the American company Space Adventures. The handbook for space tourists, which was written by the director Eric Andersson from Space Adventures, and advertized as an ultimate guide for everyone who dreams to visit the outer space. The book contains tips how to secure the best destinations, the transportation methods and information on the survival and preparation which is necessary for an extraterrestrial holiday. This publication follows the American Greg Olsen successful space flight on the international space station. Next to Olsen his compatriot Dennis Tito and the South African multi-millionaire Mark Shuttlewood.

Sperm donor must pay alimony

STOCKHOLM - a 39-year old Swede who helped a lesbian couple as a sperm donor to fulfil their child wish, now must pay alimony for all the three children that who have originated from that help. That’s how decided the Swedish Supreme Court. Between 1992 and 1996 three sons were born. The Swede says that he has agreed with the women to be involved in their children education. Then the biological mother wanted that the sperm donor pay alimony. He appealed to the judge but lost the case. The Court also ruled that as the biological father he must join into the education of his children.

Bride falls off balcony and takes 28 victims with her

VIRGINIA BEACH - wedding party on the balcony ended with the hospital ER for the bride and more than two dozens of her guests. The young woman invited her guests onto the balcony, on the third floor of her home, where the wedding took place, then suddenly the balcony went crashing down. That was reported by the local newspaper Virginian-Pilot. The family rented a house with beautiful seaview is in Sandbridge, a rather expensive district of Virginia Beach, close to the Atlantic coast, for the wedding night.

Buddhist offers to buy Lenin for 1 million US. Dollars

MOSCOW - the head of the Russian Buddhist region Kalmykia offered 1 million dollar (860,000 euro) to give a new home for the body of the Bolshevik LEADER Lenin. A consultant to the Russian president Putin suggested that Lenin would better be buried. The Lenin’s body is still a major tourist attraction in the mausoleum on the Moscow Red Square. The Kalmykian Governor Kirsan Iljumzjinov, wants give a new resting place to Lenin in Kalmykia’s capital Elista. In this city Lenin would still remain publicly displayed. Lenin is assumed to have some Kalmykian roots.

Elmo arrested for disturbing tourists in L.A.

LOS ANGELES - tourists in Los Angeles were surprised when police last week astonished with stun-guns the muppet Elmo. The police action aimed against people who, dressed as a well-known character from the favorite movies and tv series, could disturb American tourists willing to take a photograph next to them. The police force of Los Angeles have warned that disturbing tourists would not be tolerated. Undercover police agents were posing as French tourists.

The Superman crashes down in Austria

GRAZ - a man who claimed that he can jump like the Superman tried to fly out from a window on the buiding’s third floor in Austrian Graz. Around 04.00 p.m. the drunken man shouted: I am the Superman. Nothing can happen to me! Thus said he jumped out, fell down and was brought to the hospital with wounds to his head and back.


Dec 29 2007

Prince de Lignac

Tag: BiosAmerican @ 3:47 am

Bram van Leeuwen
(Born July 18, 1918 - Died May 27, 2001). Abraham van Leeuwen (or Leo for his friends), was born in Rotterdam. He was a former Dutch journalist and later turned multimillonair, whose parties on his yacht often appeared in the gossip columns and he was openly gay. He loved to be named as Prince the Lignac. Dutch former journalist and later self-made multi-millionaire, he frequently partied on board of his own yacht with stories about his partying appearing in the gossips and gay magazines. Prince the Lignac was born in Rotterdam, (as Abraham van Leeuwen, or “Leo” for his gay-friends)

He wrote a book: You too can become a millionaire (1995)

2001 - died “Prince” de Lignac (Bram van Leeuwen, 1818-2001), loved to be seen aboard his favorite luxurious yacht “New horizon L“. He went up from a poor journalist to a celebrity multi-millionaire. Made his fortune among other things with the Dutch institute Nederlands Taleninstituut and Lecturama. Gave large amounts to jewish anfd turkish charitable institutions. Sexually gay-orientation.

Abraham van Leeuwen
18 July 1918 - 27 May 2001
A.k.a. Prince the Lignac
Van Leeuwen made its fortune with sale of among others the Dutch language institute. Of the millions for which paid Vroom & Dreesmann, he bought himself a luxurious ship. People thought that he also bought the Prince title.

The Prince’s yacht had a substantial draught: approx. 4 meters or over 13 feet. A strong room aboard (an armoured suite with a vault-like door). Really remarkable was that Bram actually lived on the yacht. (His favorite room being the piano lounge on the bridge deck.) Except for the ship going into a dock for maintenance he must have spent most of the year onboard.

His title supposedly was an honorary one granted, along with another title, that of Duke of Soveria, as a result of his assisting in anti-Nazi activities. He was only 20 years old in 1938. Can somebody assist me in listing of his anti-Nazi activities more detailed? Also, who presently owns his former yacht, known as White Cloud now? A certain Diller?

This is Lignac’s  signature at Mozarts Cafe, San Francisco:

Prince Leo of Lignac, Duke of Soveria Simeri, France.

There are many restaurants in San Francisco, there is only one Café Mozart and one Fred and Jason. …


Dec 29 2007

Penn & Wright Divorcing

Tag: News, StylesAmerican @ 3:08 am

Sean Penn, Robin Wright finally Divorcing.

American Hollywood actor Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright Penn, are divorcing Dec. 28 2007 after 11 years of marriage and two children. Penn’s personal publicist, Mara Buxbaum, confirmed the Sean Penn’s divorce to the People magazine.

The famous Hollywood actor-director and his wife actress announcing it’s over. Penn, 47, and Wright, 41, married in 1996 and have two teenage children. Penn’s first marriage was to pop star Madonna, they divorced in 1989 after four years of marriage. Wright recently appeared in the adventure movie “Beowulf” (November 2007).


Dec 23 2007

Who Ships Internationally?

Tag: TermsAmerican @ 7:48 am

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